• Matthew Broderick and SJP sometimes fight. Sometimes in public. Sometimes, apparently, "downtown platform of the C/E train at Eighth Avenue and 23rd Street." [P6]
• Jack Nicholson made out with an old lady in London and slept with 2,000 in his 71 years. That's 28.1 women per year since he was born. [Mirror]
• Lil' Wayne was arrested in Arizona carrying "105 grams of marijuana, 29 grams of cocaine and 41 grams of ecstasy pills," a 40 caliber pistol and $22,000. Amazing. [Reuters]
• Katie Couric isn't Jewish. Neither is her young lover Brooks Perlin. So why were they eating matzoh ball soup at Junior's? That's our soup, lady! Back off. [NYDN]
• Cappucino kills your fetus and makes you fat. [Guardian]
• You can now know every book Art Garfunkel has read in the past 30 years. [ArtGarfunkel]

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