• Amy Winehouse is in rehab. No srsly this time. She is! [Mirror]
• Sly Stallone on Janice Dickerson to Howard Stern: "The only thing I injected her with was my fist." [P6]
• Madonna paid £6 million for a ten-bedroom Georgian houes 20 yards away from her home. She plans to turn it into a personal gym. [Daily Mail]
• The French trader Jérôme Kerviel, 31, who lost SocGen 7.1 billion? He's hot and pictured. [NYT]
• The Los Angeles County Museum director whose museum was one of four raided by cops looking for looted antiquities? Also very good-lookng. [NYT]
• Mel Gibson hates gays and maybe even Heath Ledger. Maybe it's just the surname Gibson that does it? [NYDN]
• Creepy Kevin Spacey lookalike and presidential contender Mike Huckabee is throwing a fundraiser at the house of the producer of "Passion of Christ." Tickets are $1,000 or a pound of Jewish flesh. Or, if the flesh belongs to Katie Couric, who we found out is actually half-Jewish, two pounds. [NYDN]

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