Jolie So Very Pregnant

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Angelina Jolie wore this hideous Hermès dress to the Screen Actors Guild Awards, even though they're the new Oscars, and so now everyone thinks she's pregnant. [LA Times, Mail]
Chris Booker is standing by his homophobic, cop-punching girlfriend Alycia Lane and maybe moving to a part of New York without "dyke bitches." [P6]
Daily Show anchors just free associating their material now. [NYM]
Russell Crowe really, really wants to hang out with Australian surfers. [Gatecrasher]
Mary-Kate Olsen drowning her sorrows in tongue. [Radar]

7:57 AM on Mon Jan 28 2008
By Ryan Tate
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In Other News... at 08:07 AM on 01/28/08
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If Angie can dress like that... and Brad can look like that... then there's hope for the rest of us.
SinisterRouge at 08:16 AM on 01/28/08
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Angie is totally pregs.
VirusWithShoes at 08:20 AM on 01/28/08
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She looks like she was smuggling in 3 of her 22 children.
rantersparadise at 08:33 AM on 01/28/08
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Damn Mary-Kate! That's cold...
minx at 09:15 AM on 01/28/08
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I need to break w/ the pack and say I like that dress - it has 70s drama & probably looks better in person - top quality silk, the way it moves, etc.
CaptainFantastic at 09:20 AM on 01/28/08
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Is Brad wearing a piece or is that just a bad dye job?
Ummwhat at 09:31 AM on 01/28/08
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Hey Mary Kate, you're an actress? Try acting human.
$Image of I Don\'t Get It$ I Don't Get It at 09:46 AM on 01/28/08
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Too bad Angie's dress wasn't by Roberto Cavalli. He would totes squeal like he did with JLo. Definitely knocked up.
sexysadie at 10:13 AM on 01/28/08
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why does brad look like murray from flight of the conchords?
Theda_Bara at 10:20 AM on 01/28/08
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@viruswithshoes: Too funny.

Brad looks like he should be wearing a big medallion on his bare chest.
bess marvin, girl... at 10:26 AM on 01/28/08
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@minx: i agree. she looks stunning and he ain't too bad himself.
VoxPopuli at 10:40 AM on 01/28/08
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Hey, they've switched Brad with a mouthbreathing Appalachian distant cousin. Or he just looks like shit here - either one.

Whether Angie is pregs or not, I'm just glad to see her not looking with a coat hanger for a change - she was really skinny last year.
Gregoire at 10:42 AM on 01/28/08
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They look like they're going to the Shower Curtain Awards, ironically enough looking unbathed.
BadUncle at 10:51 AM on 01/28/08
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Hermes is telling us its the new Hammer Time.
Spirit Fingers at 11:03 AM on 01/28/08
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The penance for being pretentious twits is apparently doing service as the drabbest couple on the red carpet. I'm just happy Angie decided that the starving children in Cambodia wouldn't notice if she ate a sandwich every now and again.
Taigan at 11:33 AM on 01/28/08
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Yeah, I like that dress too. Chop off a foot or so at the bottom and give me some straps, and I could even upgrade that to love.
rugrat at 08:28 PM on 01/28/08
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Looks like Brad stepped out with a squirrel on his head.
Dorothy at 12:44 AM on 02/26/08
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She is pregnant with an Angolan, Cameroonian, and a Senegalese. While enutero, the tiny Jolie-Pitts are presently engaged in rigorous philosophical discourse to effectuate the Classics in International Relations Theory. The tiny tots will be birthed amidst a press conference in Uganda. Couture designers work doggedly day and night to greet the wee ones with the gift bag which will contain Emerald encrusted hemp diapers depicting their nationalities and will soon be available on eBay to help Katrina Victims. DNA sold separately.