• Angelina Jolie wore this hideous Hermès dress to the Screen Actors Guild Awards, even though they're the new Oscars, and so now everyone thinks she's pregnant. [LA Times, Mail]
• Chris Booker is standing by his homophobic, cop-punching girlfriend Alycia Lane and maybe moving to a part of New York without "dyke bitches." [P6]
• Daily Show anchors just free associating their material now. [NYM]
• Russell Crowe really, really wants to hang out with Australian surfers. [Gatecrasher]
• Mary-Kate Olsen drowning her sorrows in tongue. [Radar]

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