New Yorker's Hilton Als Totally Wants to Get With Vanna White

In the new New Yorker, awesome theater critic Hilton Als writes of former Wheel of Fortune letter-turner Vanna White, " White is a perfect Barthesian blank: blond and white, with little if any reference to ethnicity, let alone history." He sure knows how to charm the ladies! [NY'er]

Note: Woah, she's still with the show. The show is still going on. This is mind-blowing for some reason to me.