After holding in failure screams for months, Times "Domestic Disturbances" blogger Judith Warner is about to snap, but it's going to make for awesome copy: "I’d had a feeling for some time that there was something worth writing about coffee. My attachment to it. My desire to draw my children into it... My husband, Max, worried that it would read like the worst sort of foodie feature, but I knew that I was intending something very different." So very, very different.

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