• By Ryan Tate
    Feb 2, 2008 5:13 AM 898
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    Discomfort and Joined

    Kreepie Kats in "Mayor Bloomberg Kan Sukk 51% of My Pimpled Ass! And Jeter Kan Give Herpes to the Other 70% Of *IT*!!!"

    Mike Bloomberg Wins!
    read more: #johnmccain, #michaelbloomberg

    Sad Michael Bloomberg Didn't Want To Be President Anyway

    Billionaire non-presidential-candidate Michael Bloomberg might have been drafted for President of Robotic Efficiency by his dozens of grassroots supporters, but now they've all been seduced by angry old maverick John McCain and Bloomberg never said he wanted to be the stupid president in the stupid first place. Supporter: "I think as soon as McCain started pulling ahead, it became really clear to me that that was probably the swan song." [NYT]


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