Gay magazine editor Neal Boulton keeps pissing off certain gays who think he's just not gay enough, and now they've worked themselves up into a lather over Boulton's latest and possibly worst-ever attack on the gay community, which is that he's moved back in with his wife and the mother of his child. Also, he's taking his wife on dates, and might be hooking up with other women to boot, allegedly including the one at left. Boulton insisted he was "quite gay" in November after he was spotted spending the weekend at his wife's place and emphasized that she was "the mother of my children." But of course Boulton is shamefully not gay at all, as proven conclusively by an anonymous email to the website Queerty, excerpted after the jump.
A woman who said she was Boulton's lover wrote to the site:
I have been living off and on in New York unbenownst [sic] to Neal for one year. Let it be known that I am not homophobic because I, like his wife Claire, and his entire secret troupe of girls, were never in the dark that he was blatently [sic] bisexual. However, what annoys me is that he is the Editor In Chief of a gay men’s magazine and blatently [sic] goes around like he did the other night at The View (a gay bar in Chelsea) making out with women (a red headed one this time) who come on to him without a care in the world (to the suprise [sic] of the bartender), yet stands up and writes in his editor’s letter that he is gay!
Boulton's highest-profile gay hookup was an alleged makeout session with Rolling Stone and Us Weekly publisher Jann Wenner in front of the Time Warner Center, but questions surfaced about that hookup as well.
But really, who cares, Out Magazine almost hired a straight as editor, then hired a guy Andrew Sullivan mistook for straight, and if I found out Hugh Hefner never boned those three "girlfriends" of his the nightmares would end and I'd be very happy.









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That's the thing about a publicity orgy -- you can be both top and bottom at the same time!
@Colonel Mustard: Where am I? Wait, forget it, don't answer.
Page Six today: " a pal of Boulton told us. "Neal told me, 'She's my one - always was, always will be. We pioneered a GLBT [gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender] life that no one ever quite understood 15 years ago, way before any one else had the guts to.'
Verbal autofellatio included, apparently.
@Arundel: dear mr bulton, you've just described what is commonly known as "the closet."
Isn't that #6 in the picture with Boulton? If so, why is no one covering the fact that Boulton is probably a Cylon?
Is this like how Obama isn't really black enough to be considered black - but he definitely isn't white either?
I'm Not Gay, But My Boyfriend Is
The gay community discovers bisexuality. Alarming. What next, Cher?
Maybe he's neither gay nor straight, but just has a thing for being in the closet. Which is really sad, because his playground is only gonna get smaller from here on.
@SayItWithWookies: This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
/tilts hat, spits chewing tobacco out side of mouth
@IBentMyWookie: [www.last.fm]
Isn't this a lot like being a psychiatrist, while not actually being psychotic?
Maybe he is a Time Agent working with Cpt. Jack Harkness.
Gay for pay.
I keep wondering what it would be like at dinner while visiting the in-laws after that.
"Please pass the gay".
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