Supermodel Naomi Campbell's gig as a columnist for British GQ apparently isn't quite lucrative enough to cover her expenses, like the out-of-court settlements to the many, many assistants she beat down, or repairs to the yacht she damaged when her boyfriend made this awful appetizer and then talked back to her. So she took some cash from a Brazilian entrepreneur named Nizan Guanaes to put on some Hooters shorts (left) and hang out at Carnaval in Salvador, Brazil for a while. Reports of bloody mayhem and panic should begin trickling out of Salvador as soon as Campbell finally snaps, probably within the next 24 hours. Click the thumb for Campbell's safe side in its full glory. [Made in Brazil]

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