So there are three days left in the week, work is unrelenting, it's still wintertime and God knows what they're doing to Britney in that awful hospital. Now's the time to consider working as a Sydney lifeguard! It's summer down there now, they're recruiting, and the Australian dollar is near a five-year high against our worthless American greenbacks. Also, the lifeguards are very gay friendly, close to 150 of their LGBT lifeguards march in the annual Mardi Gras parade. And dance. And prance. Actually, forget moving to Australia, just watch this awesome video of gay Australian lifeguards, a recruiting flick from which we've helpfully removed all the boring recruiting stuff and cut, uh, straight to the gay.