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NYU Kid's Druggy Slutty Film Hits The Big-Time

Remember Sean Patrick Murray, the NYU kid who made "Under the Arch," the honey-colored FelicityLagunaGossipGirls-esque reality show video about all his cool slutty druggy NYU friends? He's gonna be a star! Or something! Murray has signed on with reality TV production company MadWoodEntertainment he tells us:

Yes it is true, Under The Arch has been picked up. I decided to sign with Madwood Entertainment with myself joining the team as Producer and On-Camera Performer. We will be shooting another 30 minute pilot next week, as we have many networks very interested right now. If you have any other contract or legal questions, it would be best to contact Exec. Producer Patrick Corcoran.

Did he just tell us to call his people? He totally did, the little bitch!

2:31 PM on Wed Feb 6 2008
By Maggie
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blakeley at 02:33 PM on 02/06/08
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Madwood Entertainment? That's totally a porno company.
Dave J. at 02:34 PM on 02/06/08
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"On-Camera Performer?" What a tool.
Furious George at 02:40 PM on 02/06/08
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I've got mad wood, yo!
TheHonJudgeSmails at 02:41 PM on 02/06/08
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"I decided to sign with Madwood Entertainment with myself joining the team as Producer (that's me) and On-Camera Performer (who I also know to be me - myself)."

At least the kid isn't self-absorbed or anything.
kathotdog at 02:45 PM on 02/06/08
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@blakeley:
Then I expect the acting to be quality as a porn acting.
Sarcastro at 02:47 PM on 02/06/08
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Madwood? That's what you get before a hate fuck, right?
Contemptster at 02:49 PM on 02/06/08
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At this point, I'd vote for Mike Huckabee if he ran on a platform to end the writer's strike.
debord at work at 02:53 PM on 02/06/08
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"hey man what's up dude?"

this seems pretty accurate, i'd watch it.
Colonel Mustard at 02:58 PM on 02/06/08
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This shit is mumble to the CORE, BABY! Woooooo!!!1!eleven!
Michael Jahn at 03:00 PM on 02/06/08
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How high is that balcony? And is it at NYU?
Chaim Gnadelstein at 03:07 PM on 02/06/08
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It would seem that ever since YouTube happened, every insecure, middle-aged TV exec has adopted the practice of carrying rolls of perforated development deals, tearing one off every time they see a person under twenty-five with a good dick joke and a video camera.
Nesbiteme at 03:10 PM on 02/06/08
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This is so totally original, like I'm like actually going to NYU, like right now, and I think this is so F-ing true. Oh, no wait a minute I forgot about Laguna Beach on MTV, well it's like that show but Laguna doesn't have an arch, so I guess it is so totally original.
mitchel_stevens at 03:17 PM on 02/06/08
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It is only a matter of time before Under The Arch crosses pathes with Butterknife.

"Under the Knife, Part One!"
che_leo at 03:57 PM on 02/06/08
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here's to hoping that arch they are all under is structurally unstable
MurphysLaw at 04:28 PM on 02/06/08
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I know this kid. We went to NYU together. In other news, I've done nothing but refresh Gawker for the past hour, hour and a half. And cry, there was some crying in there too.
weazel at 07:24 PM on 02/06/08
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Hey, I went to NYU with Sandler and Rubin. You have a long road of tears ahead of you.
jann9884 at 10:46 AM on 02/07/08
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1. I just puked. 2. NYU is going to end up getting into a legal battle with this kid, because he is making their school look so unintellectual.