Decrepit UPIS

Remember that exciting report that the rock titans of Led Zeppelin were to headline at this year's Bonnaroo Festival in Tennessee? Of course, it was just a slip-up by one of those sloppy British reporters: the scheduled act is actually Lez Zeppelin, a maybe-lesbian tribute band. Unfortunately, UPI, the supposedly to-the-minute wire service which trumpets 100 years of journalistic excellence, still doesn't realize. UPI just excitedly put out the news, bogus, and 24 hours late. Will somebody please put this news service, once-reputable, now decrepit, out of its misery? (Click thumb for the screenshot)