The ex-con illegal-immigrant paparazzi who follow Britney Spears around are not afraid to risk life and limb to give her the attention she so desperately craves. After the jump, watch an antlike swarm of paps brave traffic (and traffic laws) on a four-lane thoroughfare to surround Spears' car, and also listen to a Fox LA correspondent, hovering in his Sky Britney Helicopter, scoff at the insanity.

Bonus second clip: Twnety paparazzi SUVs try to turn left at once.

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