• After an inept or simply evil psychiatrist unleashed Britney Spears on an unsuspecting world, she made her way through crowds of scummy paparazzi to her scummy paparazzi companion, on-again-off-again manipulator Adnan Ghalib, who promptly took her to lawyers who can claw her giant pile of money back from her parents and, presumably, just set it on fire and be done with things.
• Britney's parents turned to the only person they could trust, Anderson Cooper, to explain to the world the astounding notion that Britney should probably be back in the psych hospital and probably should never have been released. [TMZ]
• X17 runs a story headlined 'Britney Flashes Us!," by which they meant, "Britney Sits In Her Car Trying To Make A Phone Call While We Press Our Camera To The Window For A Nice Thigh Shot." [X17]
• Britney allegedly says she left the hospital to get everything "back to normal." Curtain, scene. [X17]
• Kirsten Dunst checks into rehab drunk. And crying. In other words, appropriately. [ShowBizSpy]
• The Hills star Brody Jenner "snapped his fingers and said to his crew, 'I'm out!' They all followed instructions and promptly ran after him like a pack of trained dogs." [P6]
• Tommy Hilfiger engaged to his model girlfriend, who he met within a year of the end of his last marriage. [P6]
• Woody Allen makes one movie where Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz have lesbian sex, and another with Larry David.

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