Looking to keep tabs on which C-list girls-about-town "It" gay Peter Davis is rubbing elbows with? Now you can via his new papermag.com blog, which is called Peter Davis' Status Update in deference to the fact that he spends half his day on Facebook. (He has 3,183 friends and counting.) The pilot episode finds Davis at a party at the eponymous Upper East Side clothing boutique of "designer" Nicole Hanley, the daughter of Greenwich oil-and-gas magnate William "Lee" Hanley Jr., and concludes with an avalanche namedrop of second-tier socials—Carter Peabody, Travis Acquavella, Bartle Bull, Dori Cooperman, etc. Not present: anyone actually impressive.