The Grammys: Best Schadenfreude Expo Ever Are you so super-excited for The 50th Annual Grammy Awards tonight? Yeah, us neither really. But we're going to watch anyhow because, like the rest of the world, we are sick sick people. It's important we be able to tell our children we caught every minute of cracky Amy Winehouse's live satellite performance as it happened! We were there for Britney's slurry performance last year and we felt better about ourselves for weeks afterwards. If Winehouse pulls this whole thing off, we're probably going to have start seeing our shrink again.