Scientology and chocolate salty balls. 'Paris Hilton reincarnated as a gay, Asian twink' stuffing his shirt, wearing boxing gloves, and smacking his own ass.

I'm anticipating the next thing that will seemingly come out of nowhere at a time of night when I should be sleeping. I guess what I'm trying to say is:

Man, I love being an insomniac.

BryanBoy needs a Micah Jesse.

Ah, Filipino gays. For a good laugh, walk up to one and say, "Gusto kamo CHIIIICKS?" and watch the madness ensue.

OMG!!! I have no idea how on earth you people found that out as I only told a few close friends with the fear of jinxing it but this is far too much!

In any case, Marc is truly amazing, he's the most prolific designer and he's definitely one of the best.

@Colonel Mustard: Whenever I see "Jason Preston" I usually read "Piers Gaveston." This is because I'm usually drunk when I check Gawker after 10 pm.

@Colonel Mustard: A Micah Jesse? as in the student/promoter?

@Bryanboy: OMG I am totes in love with Bryan Boy! I want to hug him so tight until he breaks into a million little Filipino pieces.

Ugh this is just too weird :(

@Bryanboy: Don't get weirded out. Generally twinks give me an uncontrollable urge to punch them in their exfoliated face before I steal their fake designer manpurse.

@contradicto: LVE BB ALNE!

GheyAZN.blogspot.com

Gawker is the new Bravo?

@rod: is that a penis you're holding??

@shamama: amen!!

BRYANBOY ON THIS COMMENT THREAD MAY BE THE CLOSEST THING ANY OF YOU GET TO MARC JACOBS, SO BACK THE F*** OFF.

Baboosh!
Beebie is actually pretty hilarious..

"Faggotry in Motion"... then please keep it moving.

Chris Crocker needs to take lessons from BryanBoy on how to do internet faggotry RIGHT. First rule? No bleach! 2nd rule? Be actually cute, instead of "if you squint and the lights are low" cute. 3rd rule? Be funny. There are more rules, but I'll leave it up to BB to elucidate t h em.

it's all so--Queer as Folk gone even wronger

@shamama: One of the editors of GayPornBlog, with Nick Denton as a "Friend" and "Follower"? Could we have explanation for the explosion in Erik Rhodes coverage? I'll just get my tin foil hat...

@contradicto: With 7,000+ islands, "a million Filipino pieces" almost describes the Philippines itself.

Bryanboy, circa 1920: [samidare.jp]

@naboo: oh please

this is prettier

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You look just like Prince Harry in an alternate universe in which Lady Di was knocked up not by Major Hewitt but by B. D. Wong (who for the purposes of this alternate universe would be straight and into frigid blondes).

@gnopgnipeoj:
Oh puh-leese. I got Marc Jacobs on pages 23-26, 34, 72, and 358. Or some shit. And he is so not sexy, so come off it, Dolores.

xoxo anyways though,
abbe diaz
PX This.

p.s. PUERTOCHINOS IN DA HOUSE. HOLLA

@Redfox: I wish I could say even 1/4 of what I know.

That's not Paris Hilton reincarnated. That's Paris Hilton with a wig.

@Bryanboy: You are far more talented than MJ. Please love me back.

@shamama: Tease, tease, tease! You're killin' me!

BB looks hideous. ugh. Manilan would describe him as "parloristang bakla"

I love Bryanboy so much.

bryanboy is my new digital pet. I'll feed him at 5, dress him at 7.

@TMDoc: is that really you in your profile pic? OMG I've always wanted to have a soldier friend!!!!!!!

Something tells me that Bryan here just made a video of himself doing an inane thing, wanted to figure out how to post it on Youtube and not seem like a complete idiot, so he just added some dialogue to it. Well done!

And I completely did not see the timestamp on this one. Sorry.