i'm possibly not dressed like a douchebag, thanks to my pajamas. yay.

Why is teen wolf a dbag?

@uhohagain: Same here, but I would probably remind you that I went to an Ivy League school every chance I got. Thank god I'm poor and Mexican and didn't go to an Ivy League school.

I must reserve all judgment on this post before VirusWithShoes weighs in.

I am doing this wrong? No matter if I yes or no I end up a douchebag. Existentialism?

@belltolls: That would imply you had a choice in the matter.

@contradicto: I'm totally kidding. I'm nice. I swear!

@contradicto: I do alot of work with information technology and graphics. I will not have a graphic call me a douchebag. Okay, I got rid of the striped shirt. Trying again.

@contradicto: Wait, what? Ivy league? I don't know what is going on here?

Somewhere an incarcerated felon with a contraband bedazzler and an expert whipstitch weeps.

@uhohagain: Lame attempt at a John Fitzgerald Page joke.

The shoes got me. What can I say, UGGs are warm in the winter.

Sound logic....except the undies wearing Scotsman - he should be allowed to protect his uglies from frost.

I wear my uggs at the beach...in winter...which is what they were designed for.
Bite me.

Wearing something from Old Navy from 1997? Impossible. Their shit self-destructs after 2 years tops.

I like the vertical stripe-hiding fat-are you me path.

I made it through! I am not a douchebag!! Fortunately for me there were no questions about jumpsuits or cowboy boots. Whew!

Shit. I'm on TLC's What Not To Wear.

@DorothyMantooth: Yeah - there's a breakdown in logic somewhere - if a Scotsman wears underwear, then he's a douche bag? History dictates we're only meant to go commando when wearing a kilt! Don't these slow-responding websites have fact-checkers?

This is all over the news in Scotland. There's a rally tonight where we're going to burn a monkey in protest. It's just like the Allah cartoons controversy, insofar as there will be hyperbolic placards and standing around.

I'm in a black T covered in cat hair, which makes me not a douchebag (whew!), just lonely.

It told me I should kill myself in 90 days.

Excellent! Being gay gives me a douchbag-free pass.

Apparently, if you're a farmer, then by definition you cannot be a douchebag.

The more you know ...

@MisterHippity: What if you're just a hobby farmer?

@PimpMyCouch: As long as you wear all denim and chew on a piece of straw, you're ok.

@MisterHippity: The less you don't know...

@VirusWithShoes: I'm glad you and your fellow countrymen are treating this serious issue with all the gravity it deserves.

@MisterHippity: All this farming talk reminds me of my favourite 30 Rock quote:

"Why are you wearing a tux?"
"It's after 6. What am I, a farmer?"

Kind of off topic, but kind of not: WHY IS OATMEAL SWEATER KING JOSHUA DAVID STEIN BACK ON THE MASTHEAD?????

I too learned that I am probably not dressed like a douche and I'm not even in my pajamas. but that probably means i'm dressed like a yawn.

I guess I have to part with my Delorean to reach non-douche status, damn..

Not as good as the bacon flowchart:
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