You Probably Dress Like A Douchebag, Here's Why

This flowchart, designed to answer the question "Do you dress like a Douchebag?", is brilliant for any number of reasons, but high up on the list has to be the sequence that goes "Are you wearing a skirt? (yes)/Are you a woman? (no)/Are you Scottish? (yes)/Are you wearing undies (no)/Awesome." [Arabian Monkey]