Did OK! also find out when she's scheduled for the tummy tuck and boob job to cover up the pregnancy?

Whoever comes up with the cover headlines at People deserves a raise, immediately.

Is that the cover of People or Jugs?

That baby is actually pretty cute.

They have expenses to cover. Celebrity moms just don't foal like us peons. Consider the overwhelming cost of multiple in vitro treatments (you think those anorexic fiddlestix bodies are easy to knock up?) or cost of a surrogate, plus the post birth multiple plastic surgeries to return mommy's body to adolescent perfection? Millions.

After photo was taken: "Okay, somebody take this kid away from me. It smells."

I was going to click the link explaining why there's been such inflation in the price of celebrity baby snaps until I realized it is impossible for me to be have any greater indifference about why there's been such inflation in the price of celebrity baby snaps.

Good to see she still has her MAC makeup artist on retainer to do her "nude" face.

I'm only interested in Scientology babies that contain the reincarnated soul of L. Ron Hubbard.

Just what every child needs; a grinning 10-foot crescent moon. No, that won't send little Max to therapy!

pictures of my nephew are going for $2.50 a pop. buy ten or more and I include some plastic wrap & neon glow Photoshop filters

progression of Aguilera magazine covers:

retro whore (summer '07)
pregnant whore (fall '07)
angelic, proud mother with child (winter '08)
new mom whore (spring '08)
lost-the-pregnancy-weight whore, swimsuit (summer '08)

@kentuckienne: yeah, that moon thing scares me, and I'm a growed man, sorta.

That kid has Bratman's chin.

This is going to be one of those sad stories where he's a cute kid, but then he grows up to look just like daddy...ugly.

Can't wait for Xtina to go the route of Maggie Gyllenhaal and start whipping out those weapons in public to feed the kid.

The baby's cuteness is obviously photoshopped..

honestly, who gives a shit about xtina's new baby? they all look like potatoes anway. call me when he's three.

diiiirrty...

When did they start having make-up artists in the delivery room?

For a minute I looked at her and thought she was naked and holding the baby. I am relieved she is not. Can you imagine the kid seeing that 15 years from now? Yipes.

What? Delta Burke? Alive?

Pimp your baby for a big payday. What a culture!

Can we talk about the pyschological damage that gigantic moon face in the nursery is going to cause that child?

That has to be the scariest piece of furniture I've ever seen.

@comparedto: The parental units got me a whale nightlight that sat on my nightstand for years. It was brown, and the whale had two eyes and dead smile, and out of its spout came some kind of fiberoptic wirey thingies that GLOWED.

I had nightmares at least once a week that the whale was coming after me and was going to eat me and spurt my liqufied body out of its spout.

Mother told me to get over it, the whale was cute.

I'm trying not to hate whales to this day.

Please, parents, if the furniture or accessories has a face, get rid of it. GET RID OF IT.

These kinds of cover stories write themselves, really. I'm certain they've got a MadLibs-style template at all of these tabloids (and People is kidding itself if they think they're anything but a tabloid). I can see it now:

"_________ (Woman) is a New Mom! She and __________ (Man) welcomed their first child, a __________ (Gender) named __________ (Baby). Mom and Baby are doing resting comfortably, and she can't wait to take __________ (Baby) him home to his $___________ (Cost) Nursery in his new ________________ (Stroller Brand) a $___________ (Cost) value that she received for free from ____________ (Swanky Baby Store) in Los Angeles."

Snores!

Is this out on newstands already?

If not, be prepare to get an email from People.com Gawker. These photos were posted last week by ONTD and the mod got an email from them to take it down. People.com doesn't realize that we all just read the magazines at the store; not buy them.

@dutchmonkey: That is what ceasarian (sp)is for--tummy tuck is bundled with the procedure

Xtina is no beauty and the husband is definitely an ugly.. This kid will see the effects when he is about 4 years of age..

Kid resembles Winston Churchhill. Just like the commoners' newborns