Worst Person In The World Needs Your Vote For Sad CompetitionJohn Fitzgerald Page built his reputation as a poxy online dater in part by bragging about his 8.9 score on the website "Hot or Not" to a girl he was telling off. Won't you please help Page continue to invent douchey new brags by voting five starts for him in Esquire's "Best Dressed Real Man 2008" competition? He's only up to one star and eight votes; his legions of admirers have not yet shown up. James describes himself as "Gordon Gekko + James Bond + Italian designers," but you can judge for yourself:

From his Esquire ad:

Worst Person In The World Needs Your Vote For Sad Competition

From his homepage (warning: awesome music):

Worst Person In The World Needs Your Vote For Sad Competition