By Ryan Tate, 7:10 AM on Mon Feb 18 2008, 4,262 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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If you're putting on the pounds right now and ignoring your New Year's resolutions, sitting in front of a computer or television constantly and never going to the gym, don't sweat it, even Russell Crowe is getting fat. Also, Christina Aguilera's husband Jordan Bratman, and of course, Kirstie Alley, who got so fat diet plan Jenny Craig fired her. Hell, at this point even the Huffington Post is running diet tips, but why bother when you can look at Russell (and Jordan and Kirstie) and feel skinny again:

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