Via sister site Wonkette, here's an awesome video about the true-life exploits of the man to whom you owe your precious freedoms, George Washington. Assuming, that is, you're not one of the Canadians or limey Brits who rule the media industry with an iron fist, and probably made your minions work today out of sheer spite, in which case you merely owe Washington your livelihood. Anyway, this is a couple of years old, but worth watching again annually, sort of like It's A Wonderful Life or The Big Lebowski. Video after the jump.