It used to be that the creepiness of aging, B-List rockers was confined to whatever mall or car dealership they were opening, but now through the miracle of the internet, they are all practically swarming with aging fans across the country. Also, they can have extremely creepy conversations involving strip clubs, dry humping, propositions and the word "mommy," as in this recent clip of a run in between Gene Simmons and a fan, apparently one of many in line to have creepy conversations with the former KISS bassist:

(All the Freudian bits of conversation are all the more creepy, by the way, given this Simmons quote: "I will tell a girl I want her and desire her, but I'll tell her straight, 'I want your sister and your mommy as well.'")

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