Aren't we like, a few weeks from period blood? Didn't that happen? Or was she eating hot dogs in her panties again?

Could Kirstie Alley be giving her Scientology pitches?

She's bloated from the lithium, it makes you retain fluid

Maybe it's a fake baby belly??? I wouldn't put it past her.

I'm personally more worried about the lack of a discernible bra. Or suitable pockets for ciggies. Perhaps she's been banned from using both underwear and pockets? I mean, if she had underwear, she could stick both her cell and her ciggies into it, leaving her hands free to wave at the pixies or whatever.

By the time my comment started, I'd already given this too much thought.

Alert Dave Eggers!
The Brit is preggers!

~ Burma Shave ~

@VirusWithShoes: And you know that Blackberry is totes delivering massive amounts of radiation to the fetus, so perhaps the cigs are a preventive measure.

@VirusWithShoes: Seriously. If the courts are so concerned about giving this girl's life some structure, they should mandate foundation garments. She's going to put someone's eye out.

It's not a new baby, it's where she shoved the old baby to get it out of Dodge (city, that is).

I would be more concerned with that Romulan brow of hers. Jesus, it's like she is the last cro magnon woman.

That bump is oblong, no? If it's a child, then daddy is the Toxic Avenger. Or maybe it's just Inky the Pac-Man ghost.

Given her underpants aversion, I'm sure in a few weeks Adnan's (or Osama's) fetus will be able to just reach out and wave at the cameras.

I feel like I read somewhere that her meds make her constipated which means she's pregnant with a big log of shit...which means Lufti is the father.

@sexbot: Servicey!

OMG, looks just like my stomach 3.5 years post partum! 'cept i don't have a personal trainer... hmmmmmmmm

If she IS pregnant, the angle of the baby bump indicates the fetus is already trying to flee. Smart kid.

I'm already picturing it bursting out of her like John Hurt in Alien. Only, when it screeches, it'll sound off-key without the help of Auto-Tune. And it'll be Cheeto-coloured. It'll live in the sewers and pick off publicists, one by one.

"Truly were" not "truly was".... Sorry.

Why is it lopsided?

I hope she's pregnant. It would be a perfect "eff you" to everyone who takes her children away. Have more.

I think I would. Why not?

Aw come on. Like she's not photographed EVERY second of her life, and all of a sudden BOOM she's pregnant?

God, I hope it's true.

Which vampire is the father?

come on people, it's a food baby.

Is anyone besides me hoping she got knocked up by one of her fellow... what is the politically correct term... crazies up in the nut house?

I smell a Hallmark Movie...

Can her body actually sustain life at this point? She looks like the undead.

That ain't a baby. It's far too high up.

Not to worry -- it's an alien that will burst out of her stomach and then she'll die.