Not to be outdone, Sarah Huckabee will soon be sporting the Che Guevara facial-hair-and-beret look.

I want to be the scandal inside her beltway.

She's sleeping with Josh too?

Meghan replies: It's a small world after all. It's a small, small, world.

@IBentMyWookie: Or Sheila? Smails would have a religious experience just thinking about it.

i'd let her keffiyeh on my scarf any day of the week, if you know what i'm saying.

Okay... I want to lick her pussy.

Why would Cindy and Meghan McCain require name-labeled pillows? The two of them are either selfish in a most peculiar, ugly way, or else they're sleeping together. Obviously.

There ain't nothing more American than the Doublemint twins in a bedroom.

Cindy: Decor by Ethan Allen?
Meghan: Check.
Cindy: Prescription pills?
Meghan: Check.
Cindy: Matching white pillows with our names on them?
Meghan: Check aaaaaand check!
Cindy: Could we be any whiter?
Meghan: I don't know Mom, I mean, Hillary kind of take that whole 'blond white' thing to the next level, you saw the video... Wait. I know, I know. Some kind of "ethnic" accessories.
Cindy: Why, yes
Meghan: Like those people Dad wants to bomb, what are they?
Cindy: "Gooks" is what John calls them, dear.
Meghan: No, no, those other ones.
Cindy: Iranians?
Meghan: Close. I know they're some kind of Mohameddean... keep going.
Cindy: A-rabs?
Meghan: Yes, yes. That's it! I've got one of scarves they wear. They are, like, sooooo in. Let me put it on.
Cindy: There, perfrect. Perfect! We are now the whitest girls in the whole wide world.
Meghan: Yes. Yes. Take the picture now.
Flunkie, in background, starts snapping away
Meghan (squealing): Top that Chelsea. You freakish, hedge-fund managing bitch!

Another point for multiculturalism: I believe those are what's called Chollo eyebrows, yes?

Yeah... it'd be ironic alright, but that's not a keffiyeh, at least not from how it looks in the pictures. Close, though.

How the fuck did those two babes get their hands on Gene Simmons' sex-tape pillows?

terrorists don't wear purple.

I'd write my thesis on that!

I'd hit.

Against better judgement, I like her. Wanna be her friend and write a blog with her. Go crazy in our matching Ray Bans and scarves. Why?!

The keffiyeh is just a traditional headpiece for arab men, it has nothing to do with terrorism. Gawker's racist headline here, equating this headdress with terrorism is the height of ignorance. It's like if an arab paper called (american) baseball hats 'Iraqi baby killer hats'. Get a clue.

@ShrugsAndKisses: I currently am.

Looks like a dish towel to me. Message to "working families"?

Now all she needs is a black boyfriend to give that last "fuck you" to daddy.

@gue5t: Blame Arafat. I've got a plain white headdress from Riyadh; it's not the headdress, it's the pattern that's identified with the PLO. And we're talking about Americans, so PLO=Terrorist, at least while Israel is watching. Which is always.