Aww... couldn't they at least gotten her teeth whitened?

If one isn't going to be responsible enough to use conditioner and product, maybe it would just be better to shave it all off and get an unbe-weave-able looking weave.
Responsibility. It's more than just a game...

Extraordinary - for a moment I thought it was Perez Hilton sans color rinse...

That might hurt her feelings. But I'm sure Keith Richards doesn't give a fuck about your fucking opinion.

Thank God she'll grow out of her awkward phase.

What about dialing back your thirty-something behavior, your forty-something behavior, and ... ?

I think I've seen that woman on Maury getting a paternity test for 5 different guys -- and none of them were the dad.

You'd think they'd have cure for meth zits in 20 years.

Hey, it's yesterdays gal from Harvard!

They forgot to factor in the inevitable plastic surgery she'll have.

so she's going to be a Wal-Mart cashier?

On the bright side, all the women who currently look like that can take solace in everyone thinking they used to be incredibly hot.

Oh my God! My breasts look exactly like that!

New show! New show! Next week on "Forensic Makeunders" . . .

Gwenishka,
No they don't.

She'll look better than that. Boy, that's grim. You assume she'll lose all her money and live in a garret somewhere. Well, maybe she will.

personally i think this suits her. soon all the paparazzi will be tossing her back and forth shrieking "hot potato! hot potato!"

Her hair looks OK.

Oh wait.

I'd still do her.