Julia Allison may have made her name writing about sex and flaunting her sexuality, and perhaps she even just yesterday posted on her blog the picture at left, of her spanking a waxed and bethonged hunk, under the headline "What I Really Want For My Birthday." But that doesn't mean she wants your gross sexuality all up in her face! For example, her married-and-pregnant neighbors horrified her just last night by having sex in a most indiscreet manner:

Feb. 26, 2008 / 2:27 am

OMG OMG OMG OMG

I can hear my neighbors having sex!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I DON’T HEAR THE GODDMAN JACKHAMMERS IN THE BUILDING NEXT DOOR BUT I CAN HEAR HER MOANS???

It’s going to be So. Awkward. seeing her in the elevator.

...I guess this also means that in case I ever decide actually bring a guy back to my place, I’m going to have to blast music at the same time.

[Julia Allison]

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