Terrifying supermodel Naomi Campbell was paid to "party" at Carnaval in Brazil, but she's also been spending money, probably by bribing police to ignore the bloody trail of insolent assistants and fans she no doubt left in her wake. Campbell is also out of pocket for some emergency "abdominal" surgery she just had to remove a small cyst. Details are hazy, but both a gynecologist and a "specialist in infectious diseases" were on hand for the successful procedure at a Sao Paulo hospital. Along with, one hopes, some heavily armed security forces for when the anesthetic wears off.

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