The news correspondent at left sounded either very drunk or very Australian last night as he explained on CNN how British Prince Harry was secretly fighting as a soldier in Afghanistan but had to flee the country after internet publisher Matt Drudge revealed his deployment there, destroying a conspiracy of silence by the pansy British press. He then directed two naughty swears at Drudge that threaten to bring an awful government indecency fine against the cable news network. Delicate CNN anchor Anderson Cooper became confused, probably because he had thought he was talking to Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin or something, but he still flirted shamelessly with the dude: