Oh yes, the Mark Ronson who used to sleep with Michael Jackson? Her fingers must get tired from all this typing.

So precocious, these little harlots!

This would never have happened to a water polo player.

You wouldn't suspect drama from a Soap Opera actress?

Hud'll bounce back. I hear that Miley Cyrus is ripe for the pickings.

Maybe it's all a secret plot by Leven Rambin to put the entire population of the West Village in jail for statutory rape, man by man.

Photos of the makeout sess please!!!

This girl forgets shes a freaking SOAP STAR.

@marvel girl: And now gawker fameball.

@Nic Fit: At least being a gawker fameball will ruin her shots at a legitimate career. A large dose of her in the short term seems better than a little spread out for years.

And, while I normally not a catty bitch - I don't think she's that pretty. It is just me?
I guess slutty and young makes up for pretty these days.

@marvel girl: Everybody forgets she's a soap star. Drama goes with the territory.

@AndIAmTellingYou: She's a kid and a soap star with a dual role --twin sisters, I believe. (One sister is autistic, one isn't.) She's pretty good as two personalities. Perhaps life is immitating soap-art?

@Talaton: and may I just say... yay for that! Gawker is great because it can kill careers, I knew it was still good for something.

and while we're on the subject of dead careers: does Mark Ronson not look [and dress] like another certain Ronson who is/was/will be friends with a certain Miss LiL0?

@kathotdog: Thank you!!
She's just... not. She does absolutely nothing for me.

@hypocriteoath: Isn't that 'cause he's her brother?

This girl will never be a main-stream star. Mark my words. It will never happen. Love, PRwhiz

Can we get a "Don't Ever Change" tag on this post?

With her track record, she'll be banging Gawker commenter's for favorable reviews.

And I concur, she's not that cute.

Whore! Stay off mami's Ronson. I was saving him for laters.

@kathotdog: Young and slutty has always made up for not being pretty.

Oh, Mark...
this is going to haunt me all day.

I'd rather he was diddling Winehouse.

@DorothyMantooth: well of course but do they have to wear those silly hats all the time?

@Hez: I met him and he's 8 times better in person. I was very saddened by the possibility of him making out with this troll.

And Page Six gets most of their "caught canoodling" rumors completely wrong because they usually come in from randoms. When my friend was boinking Helena Christensen, he was continuously determined to be Josh Hartnett by Page 6, which he is not.

@hypocriteoath: Ha! How else will they be able to find one another in a crowd?

@Artful Slinger: Please tell him to wait right there for me with his hands clasped behind his back.

Unless he is allergic to blow jobs...

Oh, dip...

Ronson be a mo-mo.

@Dusty in the Wind: THIS is going to haunt me all night. i want real facts!