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  • Eliot Spitzer

    An Alternate Front Page

    By Nick Denton, 11:23 AM on Wed Mar 12 2008, 1,086 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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    Predictably, the winning entry in yesterday's headline competition was too raunchy and, more importantly, too long to be mocked up. So we took another for our alternate New York Post front page. (Actually, I'm not sure this is entirely original. Jon Stewart, on The Daily Show, used the line as a joke on Monday night.)

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