blind items 536 1,490 Which Reality Show Judge Showed up to Work Wasted?

adios 516 3,317 Bye Bye Pat Buchanan, You Old Racist

social networks 475 57,317 Inside Facebook’s Outsourced Anti-Porn and Gore Brigade, Where ‘Camel Toes’ are More Offensive Than ‘Crushed Heads’

rants 442 58,598 The Top 1% Must Stop Insisting They’re Not Rich Right This Instant

the deadly skies 316 26,003 Over Half the Pets That Died On Airplanes Last Year Flew Delta

2012 elections 309 3,307 The Big Running List of 2012 Metal Endorsements

loving 213 10,928 Rate of Mixed-Race Marriage Has Doubled in the Past 30 Years

animals 205 1,435 Damn, That’s a Tiny Chameleon

media 200 4,201 Times Foreign Correspondent Anthony Shadid Dies in Syria

the children 163 15,351 America’s Giant Kids Demand Giant New School Desks

twincest 144 49,777 Could This Gay Male Twin Fuck Story Possibly Be Real?

horrible people 115 19,778 Chris Brown and Rihanna to Collaborate On a Song

journalismism 105 30,357 Politico Mistakes State Flag for Union Flag, Idiocy Ensues

social networks 88 14,340 Facebook Releases New Content Guidelines, Now Allows Bodily Fluids

terrorists 87 8,563 Underwear Bomber Gets Life; Don’t Curr

confessions 87 138,589 Here’s Why Your Relationship is Doomed, and Other Confessions of a Therapist

linsanity 86 19,196 Sarah Palin No Longer Afraid of Asians: Linsanity Cured Her

blind items 80 52,540 Which Famous Lady Has a String of Gentleman Callers Visiting Her Hotel Room?

jeremy lin 75 25,692 What If Kim and Lin Started Dating?

Vanity Affair 73 34,569 Love, Lies, and Liz Taylor: A Literary Cheating Scandal at Vogue and Vanity Fair

the colbert report 64 81,766 The Colbert Report Mysteriously Suspends Production (UPDATE)