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- It's been so long since actress Winona Ryder stole anything that she's not up on the latest anti-theft technology. A drug store employee said she tried to steal makeup, via her purse, and was caught by the stupid door alarm thing and made to give it back. Wait, people actually stop for those alarms? I am always just waved through. But then my photo isn't taped up in every retail establishment in Los Angeles. [Daily Mail]
- Comedian Pauly Shore: "White people are screwed. Especially in my industry, they’re screwed." [P6]
- Hillary Clinton endorsed Heather Mills, Beatles Paul McCartney's ex wife, on Mills' website. The video is six years old, and the Brits wonder if perhaps Hillary has not come to hate Mills as much as they have in the meantime. [Daily Mail]
- On South Park, singer Britney Spears' cartoon doppelganger will blast her head off with a shotgun and then be photographed to death. [Showbiz Spy]
- Singer Britney Spears' ex Adnan Ghalib was cheating on her for two months with a waitress/model 15 years his junior. Now the waitress says she had no idea about him and Spears and would never steal anyone's boyfriend. It's not like it would get her interviews and tons of free publicity or anything. [Showbiz Spy]
- Actress Tori Spelling is going to have a baby girl to go with her son and pink-scarfed little dog. [People]
- OMG Madonna didn't wear her wedding ring last week. Her marriage is clearly doomed. [Mail]
- The whole thing with movie stars Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson getting back together is definitely happening. [P6]
Comments
The fact that we now have to explain who Heather Mills is implies that it's already over for her.
That might be the funniest thing that Pauly Shore has ever said, if it weren't so pathetic.
This coming from a guy who got a "career" only because his mom owned an influential comedy club.
Re: Winona. Girl, do what we do. After the alarm goes off ("SORRY. IT APPEARS WE FORGOT TO REMOVE THE ELECTRONIC TAG FROM MERCHANDISE YOU PURCHASED. PLEASE RETURN TO CUSTOMER SERVICE TO HAVE THE TAG REMOVED. THANK YOU.") make eye contact with the nearest store employee, glare at them a bit with a look on your face that says "What? You got something against white people?", and walk out the door. Works all the time, especially on Fifth Avenue.
Also Winona, aren't you like playing Captain Kirk's mom in the upcoming Star Trek? Bad form! Bad!
Good Morning America has discovered campus gossip sites and right now is expressing shock and dismay and passing along demands for censorship.
If Winona Ryder put Pauly Shore's career in her purse the alarm wouldn't go off.
Yeah but his mouth would.
@KarenUhOh: Nice!
...I didn't know Pauly Shore was in the landscaping industry.
Girl Interrupted during theft.
Reality Bit
Winona does have the crazy eyes thing going on...
Peeps - check out your profile pages. Anyone else have a submission box above your activity? Weirdorama.
Edward Sticyhands.
When is that Paulyo vaccine going to be ready?
@blix: Stickhands even.
@fiveinchtaint: Woah - check this out. Apparently there is a new feature in the works here. More blogs withing the blog opportunities? [gawker.com]
@fiveinchtaint: Yes.
Links to the UK tabs make me (and my depressed vagina) unsettled.
1). They are notoriously, famously, religiously unreliable.
2). That's how Drudge makes his filthy lucre.
Just think about it, OK?
I didn't know they could give you a new anus. You learn something new everyday. My vagina and I are not on speaking terms lately, so not sure if it is depressed.
@fiveinchtaint: Si.
@fiveinchtaint: Spooky. I hear tell that on a low-traffic night when the moon is full, you can sometimes still find the cached page where Pareene got mad at IndianSlipper.
@fiveinchtaint: Hey, do you know what that's for?
@fiveinchtaint: huh, wonder what it's for?
@BabsieT: Lots of people get married a second time.
@fiveinchtaint: Oh, NM. I didn't see this comment until I posted.
@Theda_Bara: @BalknChain: CLICK HERE - Apparently you can create your own posts.
The worst part is, she picked up the Brownish/Black Great Lash and meant to lift the True Black instead.
@fiveinchtaint: Let's test Denton's honesty thusly:
Visit my blog!
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@fiveinchtaint: My God! It's full of stars!
@fiveinchtaint: Oh man, did you just discover the mother lode?
WHERE IS THIS THING???
@VoxPopuli: What are you talking about? Encino Man was brilliant!
"Computer: Arch!"
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The south park episode aired last night. it was intense.
@ineffable.me: Brithey's performance at the VMA's on South Park was beyond hilarious.
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