Never eat a stripper. Take it from me.

@BrianVan: Tsk. You didn't brine yours, I'm betting.

@Dickdogfood: Nothing like a deep-fried stripperducken.

I sent this in. I sent this in!

Will this garner me a star??

@MartyPants: What do you do for Christmas?

@Tammany_Fall: oh no! look what I have to do here!!
stripperducken, brined and fried doo da doo da

@MartyPants: I had this on my blog weeks ago, so if you do get one, you have to share!

This is adorable.

(also! ian! this is so fun having you running the place! but I can't believe you haven't written about the buffy reunion so we can dorketh out once more with feeling!)

@MartyPants: I don't have star-giving power! Otherwise you'd be all shiny right now (even though I did find it on a newsfeed). But keep sending stuff!

@the supergoddess: I want to! But it's been just everywhere today! And no Willow!

@Ian Spiegelman: but oz!

@Ian Spiegelman: Thanks Ian! Loves!

@Hez: I just knew I liked you, even before the bikini pics. I sat on the damn thing, trying to be all timely and servicey. Sent it in for Good Friday, afraid that sending it on E-day might be a bit much. But each time I looked at it my heart sang. Love the tiny, dollar-festooned thongs on the str...er...dancers.

@tribalpottery: WASPY as I am, I mainly get drunk and fight with my mother. Or we do that ignore-you-so-you-know-I'm-totally-pissed-at-you thing we're so good at. Family = love, right?

@Hez: P.S. Thumbs up on the sharing.

@Hez: Bikini shots? Wha? Where?

@the supergoddess: It's in like a zillion papers! Also? All the full-length shots of SMG and Dawny are low rez.

@Ian Spiegelman: The Tittery is open all weekend. We even had a visit from the Easter Bummy on page 2! [gawker.com]
@MartyPants: Consider that my good works for the holy season.

This beats the hell out of "spring-time dress--ups." Every time Peeps are caught in an act of vice only serves bolsters any future cases. No sir, the Peep was chasing the dragon. Not me. It was the Peep!

@the supergoddess: OH NOES! I broke Supergoddess!

@Hez: Link not work. ::grumbles::

Can we make sex tapes with Peeps and chocolate chickies, then grill them for S'mores?

This is why I left the Girl Scouts.

@the supergoddess: @Tammany_Fall: I give Camptown Races my own personal "Things We Actually Like" tag.

@Ian Spiegelman: Let's try that again. [gawker.com]

I don't like Peeps...but I like making Sumo Peeps. If you've never put a Peep in the microwave, I suggest you try.

@Hez: Oh you! The lip-biting smile and the wet hair are the best parts. Well, close runners up. Yet all you have on Facebook are headshots!

@FitnessMadeSimple: Drop a Mento in a bottle of Pepsi while you're at it. Yes, I love Myth Busters. And Kari Byron.

@Ian Spiegelman: Thanks. Since Furious George didn't have his Locker Room this week, I thought some of the boys might want to peer through into mine. Just like Porky's!

(If I had even the most rudimentary photoshop skills, I would have doctored that to read "The Tittery" or some such. Forgive?)

@Hez: But, you do know that scene ended quite badly for one boy, right?

Was that Pope John Peeps in the Peepmobile?

after they strip, we can circle the fat ...

Q: how do you tip a peep?
A: eat the one to the left

In another thread, Sarah Heartburn passed along this link [www.galorebot.com] which features the making of this...

Manny, in the show BLACK BOOKS, did the best chicken pole-dancing and stripping performance I have ever seen. It's brief, but beautiful.