- Over here, we had an old friend take on the weekend shift.
- A random schoolgirl in Queens settled the "Is Gossip Dead?" debate once and for all.
- Former model Veronica Webb got savaged for misreading Beowulf.
- Senator Hillary Clinton got Dan Savaged over her Bosnia story.
- We reminisced about The Breakfast Club.
- MSNBC shouting head Pat Buchanan told black people to be grateful.
- And The Hills star Lauren Conrad acquired new facial expressions.
