Servicey! The terrorists have won! My eyes are bleeding! I feel stabby! Overshare! (What am I missing, meme-wise?)

I'd pay her extra to stop bending her joints that way! She also has a lot of torso, and cankles! What else... oh and she's slutty. That concludes this bitch report.

Don't most TVs in hotel rooms now offer "Anal Play on Demand?"

She looks like a Seussian Whore.

@HiredGoons: "I will not probe you in the ass, with this dildo made of glass."

Dude, if it's their ass, what do you care?

That is some fugly-ass lingerie. In the thumbnail it looks like her stomach has its mouth open. That can't be sexy... even to Desperate Bears (incidentally, the least popular of the Care Bears).

@MrInBetween: Of course! It's the famous aPOD!

@Hez: Looks quite straight jacketian, no? Those are some sturdy Clydesdale-like cankles too. The ankle strap (stirrups?) are not her friend. Congrats on the gig BTW.

Dunno if Bear Stearns traders like it in the ass, but Bear Stearns stockholders sure better learn to.

@notsofresh: Zippy! At least the $2 ass play was upped to $10. But now there's going to be a deep and lengthy government probe. Ay dios mio!

@BalknChain: Thanks lovey!

According to her bio, found here: [www.missvictoriax.com] She went to Harvard, and she is 5'9", 120 lbs. She likes to play here [www.hiddeneyeny.com] and her bra size is a 32A.

I can investigative reporter.

"I do not offer anal play on demand."

I wonder what it would take to give a reading of that line that was utterly convincing and devoid of all irony.

As it stands, I detect a distinct put-upon tone, a weariness with being obliged to restate the obvious, an impatience with the world's repeated and apparently feigned inability to grasp the nitty-gritty of being a dominatrix who services "finance guys."

As if you didn't already know...

As if I hadn't already explained this a thousand times...

And yet, isn't sadomasochistic prostitution exciting precisely because it's out of the ordinary?

@Hamud:

I think I just fell in love with you a little.

@ADismalScience: Join the club.

@Hamud: And because it's forbidden! Maybe she just means she'll make them beg for it.

@BeRightBack: tritto. Dude is always on the mark.

I'm not drunk enough for this. Be right back.

Seriously thought the thumbnail was a dude. But I've been drinking so there you go.

I may not be drunk enough even now, but I'm pretty sure I do this "anal on demand" thing.

@Hamud: this is true of every field of endeavour. The equivalent statement in physics might be a tensor is that which transforms ternsorially. You have to repeat it over and over until, one day, as if by magic, they get it. And then they graduate, and it all begins again I suppose.

Interestingly, a rank-two tensor can be represented as a matrix . . . a dominatrix. Thanks, I'm here until I collapse from loneliness.

"Would you like fries with that?"