In Tom Wolfe's 1998 novel A Man In Full, big-time real estate developer Charlie Croker becomes a religious evangelical as his once-vast wealth dissolves. The same thing seems to be happening to Bear Stearns chairman and former CEO James Cayne, who played golf and bridge and maybe smoked pot as his firm crumbled, and whose horde of Stearns shares is now worth maybe one-twentieth its value a year ago. Cayne is selling all those shares. Like Croker, he considers such worldly possessions baggage and, to hear the Times tell it, is on the verge of some kind of spiritual awakening:
People who have spoken with Mr. Cayne say that he, like everyone at Bear, was stunned by the firm’s precipitous collapse and the rock-bottom price of its sale. In the past weeks, together with his wife, Patricia Cayne, who is a student of Jewish religious traditions, Mr. Cayne has spent considerable time searching for comparable events in religious history to see what lessons can be learned from the collapse of his firm, said a person who has spoken to him recently...
While Mr. Cayne has not publicly said why he sold his shares, people who know him say that it suggests a need to separate himself, emotionally as well as financially, from the firm that for so long had been part of every fiber of his being and that now had become a source of pain and disappointment.
Here's a taste of Wolfe's Croker, from A Man In Full, after his corporate meltdown and religious conversion:
"...You think if only you can acquire enough worldly goods, enough recognition, enough eminence, you will be free, there'll be nothing more to worry about, and instead you become a bigger and bigger slave to how you think others are judging you. 'You have priceless silver and goblets of gold,' said the philosopher, 'but your reason is of common clay.' As of this morning, I am as rich as the richest of you, for I am hereby handing over anything I own, the Croker Global Corporation, every last branch of it..."
"I don't know what you're like," Croker was saying, "but if you're like most uv'us here is Atlanta, you're driving yourself crazy over possessions. Just think about that for a second..."
"I can tell you that the only real possession you'll ever have is your character, that and your 'scheme of life,' you might say. The Manager has given every person a spark from His own divinity, and no one can take that away from you, not even the Manager himself, and from that spark comes your character. Everything else is temporary and worthless in the long run..."
"But you say, 'I'd rather die than sit down beside the road with a Dixie cup, begging.' Do you realize what you're really saying? You're saying, 'It ain't what I'm gonna eat or where I'm gonna stay I'm worrying about, it's saving face, it's what everybody in Buckhead's gon' think about me..."
Times: Down $900 Million or More, the Chairman of Bear Sells









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"And as it was in the days of Noah, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of Man. They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all." Luke 17:26-30
In what we call the Judeo-Christian tradition, there's always been the lurking caution that whatever the Lord giveth, He can sure as hell taketh away whenever He feels like it.
In the U.S., where Calvinism defined wealth as an infallible sign of Election, a poor schmuck like Cayne can't but interpret the implosion of Bear Stearns as a direct message from God.
Of course the folks who were never wealthy in the first place, who never had the time or inclination to dabble in the implications of Calvinist theology, who are losing their homes and businesses because their variable-rate mortgages have launched into the stratosphere, don't have the luxury of discerning their difficulty as a kind of special-delivery pronouncement from the Creator.
Maybe now Cayne will stand better than a camel's chance of passing through the eye of a needle.
That bit with the golden calf comes to mind.
W.T.F.? Thanks G-d the money only matters here, not hereafter...I mean, if there is a hereafter and all that.
I'm torn when it comes to this guy. Obnoxious caricature of Wall Street excess, but smokes the kind and hangs in Jersey instead of the Hamptons. Kind of like Marge's portrait of Monty Burns, he's bad, but he'll die soon. That sorta thing.
Jimmy was freestylin' the chronic when he should've been watching his investments. Happens to us all. He was overhead describing his share sales as "scraping the bowl" for that last bit of Bear Stearns resin.
"It's one thing to spark up a doobie and get shitfaced at offsite meetings, but it's quite another to be fried all day."
People on the verge of a spiritual awakening are always interesting. They can go either way: heaven or hell.
Only the parts with Croker were good in that book. The rest of it could be skipped.
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