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- Heath Ledger may have a love child in Australia, the late actor's uncle said, which would mean he has two children. Isn't that straight out of Lost? I mean, except for the part about Heath fathering the child while 17 and still in grammar school with a woman eight years older who already had a boyfriend. [Daily Telegraph via HollyScoop]
- Cracked-out singer Amy Winehouse has been writing and playing songs for her next album even while battling addiction and her skin condition. Also, while her husband sits in jail. "It is very, very dark." [Sun]
- Woops: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie did not get married in Vegas, as reported in Star. Perez Hiton described Star's retraction as "shoving their baby cock between their legs." Eeww. This is why I should never read Perez Hilton before trying to sleep. [Perez]
- It sounds like Britney Spears did not end up presenting during the Kids' Choice Awards as rumored. Actor Orlando Bloom seemed less than thrilled to get slimed.
- Kiefer Sutherland of 24 wants to direct a music video for British band "the Feeling." It's high time rock videos added some torture scenes. [Sun]
Comments
Ah, Republican torture rises again! Noted GOPer Alice Cooper rose to fame on (flogging) its back. Now the Great Kneecapper of the Bush years rocks out. Self-revelation is such a rarity on that side of the aisle. I find it refreshing.
Kids choice? KIDS choice? Were there any kids in attendance? Were there any KIDS as hosts, guests, award honorees or anything?
When I read Kids Choice, I expect the honorees to be Miley Cyrus for everything, a couple names I don't recognize, the color blue, squirt guns and panda bears.
I'd love to meet Amy Winehouse. She's a glorious throwback to the glory days of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Well, to the glory days of drugs and rock, anyway.
I wanted to meet Amy Winehouse until I saw a recent picture of her face. That creeping crud looks infectious, yo.
@Flabby: Infectious rock stars and I are old companions. I fear them not.
I'll betcha a dingo is gonna eat that baby.
Great. Now Diana Ross and the Supremes will be singing in my head all day.
@Theda_Bara: I refuse to deal with her (1) because she was one of the originators of the screaming that now dominates female pop and (2) I heard that she has a rule that commoners back stage cannot make eye contact with her.
@Itsjustcatnip: I actually watched part of it (I know, I know) and you know what was mildly hilarious? Eddie Murphy's acceptance speach for best voice in an animate movie (donkey, natch); he was trying so, so hard to be kid-appropriate that he basically didn't know what to say. It was really kind of cute.
@Mike_Jahn: Diana Ross? Woo-lawd, that's bad. I can't stand that song, so I've been playing every catchy song I can to get it out of my head.
@Itsjustcatnip: Yeah, no one at Nick Awards should be asked who they're wearing. Mebbe the kids networks have decided to grow with their demographic. In twenty years, everyone at the Noggin Awards will be just out of rehab.
You'd think anyone who slimed Harrison Ford would not be among the living for very long.
Ah I remember when I was 12 and the Kids' Choice Awards used to be cool.
@Itsjustcatnip: Ugh...my family left the cozy confines of the Disney Channel for the evening to watch that dreck (to see the Jonas Brothers win)...and it was traumatic.
Esp. because Nick was my favorite growing up, and I worked there in college and it was great....so....WTF HAPPENED TO THEM?!
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