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This Is How We Market Apartments Now

Prewar building. Stainless-steel appliances. All-night pharmacy around the corner. Service staff have Mary-Kate Olsen's phone number memorized. Get all the details on this apartment, which all but reeks of celebrity death, in the glorious Craigslist ad after the jump.

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1:53 AM on Tue Apr 1 2008
By Ryan Tate
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donmiguel at 03:14 AM on 04/01/08
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The tragedy isn't only having a bad patch of time during which you make an irrevocable decision. It's accidentally making it possible for an impossibly depressing gang of scum sucking mouth breathers to make a buck (and not much of one) off of you.
VirusWithShoes at 04:49 AM on 04/01/08
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I'm surprised he didn't Photoshop little chalk outlines on the floor, just to give it that extra zing.

"You too could overdose in luxury and style just like this"
Mike_Jahn at 06:42 AM on 04/01/08
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Happy April Fool's Day to you too.
In Other News... at 07:49 AM on 04/01/08
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@Mike_Jahn: CitiHabitats? Sadly, probably not.
Mediahohoho at 10:07 AM on 04/01/08
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Live on the same street Heath Ledger lived on...but die alone with your cats in an overpriced depressing dump of a studio like the loser you are!
famousauthor at 10:40 AM on 04/01/08
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"True one bedroom" as opposed to "False one bedroom"?
postnocomments at 10:40 AM on 04/01/08
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Apartment brokers are scum.
BullfightsOnAcid at 11:38 AM on 04/01/08
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Live on the same block where the Manson murders happened. In fact live in the same house. For some crazy reason no one wants to live there so it's all yours. The keys are under ... well, there are no keys. Just enter through the open window with no glass ... which is all of them.