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This EBay listing would so be worth the $100 minimum bid if real, but clearly God did not scorch Lou Dobbs' image into a tortilla manufactured in New Jersey and purchased in Bushwick. Points to the April-Fools-Day-inspired poster for noting that the immigrant-bashing CNN anchor, unlike the tortilla, "contains trace amounts of Trans Fat, and yes on Cholesterol and Fats." Also, greater than trace amounts of xenophobia. Larger images after the jump.
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7:43 PM on Tue Apr 1 2008
By Ryan Tate
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He would have eaten it already if it were for his distaste for those "cotton...wait, I mean, those darn...dang it".
I'm holding out till Passover for the Bill O'Reilly matzoh.
I actually created a Lou Dobbs duo a few minutes -- but then I had to bidet (pardon the misusage) goodbye.
I bet Dobbs has egg on his face now.
And cheese. And salsa.
Why doesn'y NYC have breakfast tacos - utter bullshit.
This is nacho ordinary tortilla.
It doesn't really look like Dobbs, then again my mental image of Dobbs is him scowling and waving his fist at the sky, in a pose that could be described as almost "Skeletor-esque."
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