Buy This Magical Lou Dobbs Tortilla Before It Is DeportedThis EBay listing would so be worth the $100 minimum bid if real, but clearly God did not scorch Lou Dobbs' image into a tortilla manufactured in New Jersey and purchased in Bushwick. Points to the April-Fools-Day-inspired poster for noting that the immigrant-bashing CNN anchor, unlike the tortilla, "contains trace amounts of Trans Fat, and yes on Cholesterol and Fats." Also, greater than trace amounts of xenophobia. Larger images after the jump.

Buy This Magical Lou Dobbs Tortilla Before It Is Deported



Buy This Magical Lou Dobbs Tortilla Before It Is Deported

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