Last week, we discussed the shittiest comedians in America, and consulted a handy bracketing system provided by WBCN's "Toucher & Rich." Well, the voting has continued and presents us with a dilemma so weighty it may well swing this little planet off its very axis.

Who is more detestable? Dane Cook or Full House asshole Dave Coulier?

Sure, Dane's got that perma-shadow face on a monster head atop a Tinker-toy Abercrombie & Fitch body, fear-of-women material, and an audience full of frantically masturbating jocks in search of their next roofie rape—who he performs to in the round. But Coulier does Popeye without irony and used black magic to nail a young and apparently totally vulnerable Alanis Morrisette. Discuss.

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