Last week, we discussed the shittiest comedians in America, and consulted a handy bracketing system provided by WBCN's "Toucher & Rich." Well, the voting has continued and presents us with a dilemma so weighty it may well swing this little planet off its very axis.
Sure, Dane's got that perma-shadow face on a monster head atop a Tinker-toy Abercrombie & Fitch body, fear-of-women material, and an audience full of frantically masturbating jocks in search of their next roofie rape-who he performs to in the round. But Coulier does Popeye without irony and used black magic to nail a young and apparently totally vulnerable Alanis Morrisette. Discuss.