So I spent most of the week watching BSG marathons on the Sci-Fi Channel to get all caught up for last night's final season premiere episode. But I was stuck on the subway during the 10:00 p.m. showing and caught the midnight rerun. At that point I was totally smashed. Still, I took notes. But for some reason when I'm drunk-writing to myself I often get possessed by the Janitor from Scrubs. So I ended up with this:

• "Old Eyepatchy and other maybe Cyclons don't do anything bad."
• "Jesus Beard Doctor has all these wives."
• "Miami Vice thinks blonde tomboy space girl is a Cyclon too."
• "All those wives aren't as much fun as it looks."
• Wish blonde tomboy space girl would beat me up.

What'd I miss?

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