Pap Shows Up for Britney 'Crash,' Finds Tiny Dancer

So what do you do when you're a creepy paparazzo who raced to the scene of Britney Spears' minor traffic accident last night, but Brit-Brit won't come out of her car and no one will talk you?

Why that's easy. Approach an hysterical tween Spears fan and ask her to do a little song and dance. Watch it here.