It's sort of touching (ahem) that people narrate internet porn for the benefit of the blind, even if the guideliness for PornForTheBlind.org volunteers tend to make the end result sound rather clinical and unsexy to the rest of us. The template script for readers includes the directive to read a "description of the clip using only proper anatomical language (male, female, penis, vagina, breasts, etc.)" So you end up with lines like, "she is licking the shaft of the penis... she is mostly focusing on the head of the penis." Maybe the end result would be a little more sensual if the narration was dubbed over audio of the porn? Just a thought. Richard Blakeley at Boinkology has full audio of the narration of a preview clip on porn site Cum Overload, or you can just cut right to sex part, excerpted after the jump (NSFW, obviously).

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