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The Post today found a second Eliot Spitzer hooker. No, not Kristin Davis, she was the last second Eliot Spitzer hooker, supposedly, who maybe the Post would like us to forget about? Anyway, this new hooker is unnamed, and this time she's outed by "law enforcement sources," and her story will make your involuntary visualizations of Spitzer's sex sessions (no? just me?) even more uncomfortable:
The second hooker-informant also told investigators Spitzer was fond of using sex toys to enhance his own pleasure, the sources said.
"The full portrait of Mr. Spitzer's sexual interests has yet to be told," one source said.
...[The second hooker] expanded on the portrait of Spitzer's sexual fetishes in graphic detail, the sources said, also divulging that he had a penchant for props.
"Using sex toys to enhance his own pleasure," "props" — this basically means butt plugs, or something along those lines, right? This is a very important question, please speculate wildly in the comments.
Also, apparently GOP dirty trickster Roger Stone was totally right about another Spitzer kink, this one EVEN MORE OUTLANDISH:
Sources said the second hooker also noted that Spitzer liked to keep his socks on during sex - a claim previously made by Republican political operative Roger Stone.
Next up from the tabs, a step by step guide to what Spitzer was into during foreplay and other angles to this story that make everyone uncomfortable.
Also, between the above front-page headline and the inside headline — "'TWO ON ONE' VS. SPITZER" — it doesn't seem like the Post really brought its hooker-scandal A-game to this one. There are sex toys involved, after all.
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Maybe he brought his own blowup doll?
SECOND SPITZ SEXGIRL: UNPLUGGED!!!
@rod: DILD'OH!
My guess is that he likes his ladies of the evening to don strap-ons and bang him up the arse. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
"The full portrait of Mr. Spitzer's sexual interests has yet to be told," one source said.
portrait/told -- block that metaphor!
also, aside from whether it's worth putting in the newspaper on philosphical grounds, it's not really interesting, just meh
Dildonoes!
Two Hoes, One Schmuck
Of Spitzer Sex and Socks
There Will Be Socks
Gold Toes n Hoes
Spitzer: Raw(er)
Spitzer's Got Some More 'Splainin' to Do
@rod: Unbuttplugged?
I concur. He liked the dildo up his love tunnel/poop chute.
"Cringey?" That is my new favorite word. I'm going to say it all day...
I am a Gawker dick/shamus,
inquiring of governors, famous:
Spitzer, McGreevey,
others so pervy,
Sir, what's that up your anus?
If you keep your sox on the o is better...
@Ryan Tate: Hooray!
Ex-Governor's "Aides" Take Stage
How come the ladies in porno get to keep their stilletoes on during the Act and people snicker at guy's socks?
Sexism at its rawest, basest nature.
Maybe this is the Richard Gere urban legend come true.
Anal probe, anyone?
I knew G.I. Joe was cheating on me.
@Pussy Galore: Sure. I'll meet you at The Grape around quarter to six.
@Sarcastro: His ass is a Habitrail!
@scroll_lock: I am told that he has one of those exercise wheels stationed in his large intestine.
"Sources said the second hooker also noted that Spitzer liked to keep his socks on during sex - a claim previously made by Republican political operative Roger Stone."
Wait, was Spitzer having fucking Roger Stone too?!
@Sarcastro: Photo from his recent colonoscopy:
My guess? The second hooker IS Roger Stone, that's how he knew.
@scroll_lock: That can't be topped. So to speak.
@scroll_lock: I am, among other things, a medical writer, and that looks an awful lot like a device I've written about that regrows liver cells. Minus the rodent, of course.
@raincoaster: @Sarcastro: The exam notes state the hamster was wearing four teeny black socks.
Also, I'm sure Ed McMahon would like to know about regrowing some liver cells. Please send him the info in .pdf format.
@Sarcastro: After the abuse I have heaped on my liver over the years, I suspect that mine could be mistaken for a small furry rodent.
Post prints fake story after fake story: Remember the last madam. Well turns out Murrary Weiss and company were wrong: She had NOTHING to do with Spitzer. Remember the Marilyn sex video: There was NONE. Remember Tiger Woods' Hamptons home purchase: DID NOT HAPPEN. And the beat goes on.
Nothing weird about keeping on the socks. They're the only things you can't put back on while running down the hall/stairs/street.
@BalknChain: Strapped For Cash
@CaptainFantastic: there's so much weird about keeping socks on during sex I can't even joke with you about it. I mean, I'm, like, breaking out in hives just thinking about besocked fucking.
Socks, in any context - sex, w/sandals, sliding across wooden floors - are always weird. Nobody looks good in them.
He definitely crys in the corner while holding his beloved teddy bear which is completely normal, right?
@the supergoddess: Those ambulatory surgery socks with the little rubber bits on the bottom may be acceptable. They give good "gription."
What, no one's suggested nipple clamps? As they say at Babeland, men have nipples too! Even nerdy moralists
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@keram2: @themotionintheocean:
+ Watch video
Socks on are a sure fire mood killer.
2 girls 1 governor
oh, and anal beads. that's my guess.
Probably navy knee-highs with a chartreuse argyle pattern. The higher the sock, the better the fock.
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