Watch Jennifer Lopez, Scientologists Raise A Baby

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Jennifer Lopez is going to star in a TLC reality show about raising her twins. Oh this is going to be awesome. We're going to get to see all of the crazy stuff Tom Cruise and Lopez's other Scientologist advisers had installed for the little ones: the security cameras, "sterile" baby wing, sanitized flowers and the staff of baby bodyguards and color therapist.
Semi-retired comedian Rosie O'Donnell on Star Jones' divorce from Al Reynolds: "we all fool rselves [sic] / sometimes." Also, Drudge dropped her from his blogroll for some reason. [Ask Ro]
Amy Winehouse got high in the street, headbutted someone, punched someone in the face, stiffed her cabbie and made out with some dude. Leave it to Fleet Street to hype up a typical Wednesday night like it's some big thing. [Sun]
Ashley Olsen's mansion is undergoing a $1.6 million spruce-up and the actress was kind of wondering if she could crash at your place for a while?? Five-star hotels get so lonely. [Star]
Doogie Howser went on Ellen and pretended to have his head cut off. This is the same guy who didn't want any more Britney Spears cameos on his sitcom because it infringed on his artistic integrity. [YouTube]
John Mayer is totally going to work his way up to black belt. [X17]
Meadow from Sopranos broke up with her boyfriend. [Us]
FHM magazine decided Megan Fox was the hottest woman in the entire world, this year. Angelina Jolie slipped four places to number 12, because pregnancy is so not hot, and Britney Spears somehow rejoined the list at #100, because crazy is very much hot. [OK!]
We have all made Naomi Campbell so furious with our incompetence that either her hair is falling out or the supermodel is tearing it out. [Sun]

8:01 AM on Thu Apr 24 2008
By Ryan Tate
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BalknChain at 08:13 AM on 04/24/08
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I guess the Naomi lice plaguers finally turned on their carrier.
BalknChain at 08:14 AM on 04/24/08
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And after John Mayer makes it to the black belt he is so gonna unbuckle it.
richardmarxhatesmyhair at 08:17 AM on 04/24/08
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Any word on who is sponsoring Star and Al's divorce?
valarmorghulis at 08:23 AM on 04/24/08
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Stay classy Amy.
Bell County at 08:24 AM on 04/24/08
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1. head count, 2. head game, 3. head butt, 4. coke head, 5. head rolls, 6. butt head, 7. headed out, 8. heading up, 9. head case.
valarmorghulis at 08:25 AM on 04/24/08
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@Bell County:That's a whole lotta head you're throwin around!
Itsjustcatnip at 08:26 AM on 04/24/08
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Amy Winehouse - Secretly Russian.

[englishrussia.com]
(Russian wedding brawl)
KarenUhOh at 09:03 AM on 04/24/08
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"Doogie Howser went on Ellen" seems an entirely appropriate way to begin, or complete, a sentence.
glitter at 09:08 AM on 04/24/08
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Apparently Amy Winehouse and I have a lot in common.

This is not a good sign for me.........

ew
Koreanish at 09:11 AM on 04/24/08
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Has Amy Winehouse appeared on South Park yet? Or would that be redundant?
KarenUhOh at 09:28 AM on 04/24/08
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@Koreanish: No, she's too tall.
if_i_only_had_a_heart at 09:33 AM on 04/24/08
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ba@KarenUhOh: bada bing
FracturedAcetabulum at 09:47 AM on 04/24/08
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Is J. Lo gonna play Chilli or T-boz?
GEMELLIswag at 10:09 AM on 04/24/08
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Why does anyone still care about her? She should stick to meaningless chick flicks and perfumes.
iAlreadyHateYou at 10:29 AM on 04/24/08
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Oh, come on Jen, whatever happened to pseudosinging and pseudoacting in order to make a living? Leave the poor children out of it.

Using your kids to make money is just yucky.
Spirit Fingers at 10:53 AM on 04/24/08
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I don't need J.Lo on my "learning channel," her self-importance will distract me from whatever it is she hopes we learn...like how to gell baby's "baby hairs" and the various uses of toddler size wind machines.
EDogII at 11:39 AM on 04/24/08
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that's just great...JHo is already a scary talent...now she has a reality show. I just threw up.
Gregoire at 12:23 PM on 04/24/08
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How did you forget to mention that BLAKE LIVELY in #9 on FHM's list of hottest women ever? Above Angelina Jolie?

For some reason, Ellen Page also made the list.
transgenic_mouse at 02:18 PM on 04/24/08
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Post-coital chatter with Blake Lively is less likely to include the words "atrocity" or "Namibia." So, Lively ftw.
PaisleyPajamas at 02:39 PM on 04/24/08
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@Gregoire: Readers of FHM watch Gossip Girls?

[insert primal scream here]
BowlingAlleyLawyer at 07:40 PM on 04/24/08
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I think it is time for my Thursday night homage to the wine gods...OR...does anyone else think that close up of Naomi's bald spot look a little pubicy?
namesake at 08:30 PM on 04/24/08
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Is that J.Lo show for real? Yeesh.
RedHotAries at 10:58 PM on 04/24/08
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You really think we'll get to see Jen looking tired, haggard and at her wits end trying to get the little darlings to sleep/stop crying/eat etc? I don't think so. There'll be nothing 'reality' about this. The nannies and (her) mother who will actually do most of the work will be invisible which will leave Jen and her weird looking husband to swan around looking glam.