Madonna and Guy Keep a Continent Apart
  • Good to know that even though Madonna and Guy Ritchie's relationship is on the rocks, their spiritual lives remain intact. Madonna spent the weekend in New York and attended the Kabbalah center in Midtown on Friday and Saturday; Guy paid a visit to the center in London. [People]
  • Meanwhile, Madonna's mother-in-law says the couple has no plans to split up. She says the topic hasn't even been brought up in conversation between the couple, which seems highly unlikely. [NYDN]
  • Amy Winehouse is back in the hospital this morning, after a weekend performance where she spit gum on one fan, punched another, and called Kanye West a cunt. Sounds about right. [Page Six]
  • Anne Hathaway may have spoken with the FBI before the arrest of her ex-boyfriend Rafaello Follieri, says a friend. [NYDN]
  • Christie Brinkley could come off looking just as bad as Peter Cook at her divorce trial if evidence that she badmouths Billy Joel in front of her kids is entered at trial. [Page Six]
  • Christie doesn't seem especially worried about the trial. She's invited press into the courtroom, so they can see the "unfiltered truth," and plans on putting Diana Bianchi on the stand. [NYDN]
  • Diana, meanwhile, may have had a fling in the Hamptons with Diddy last summer. His reps admit the two met, but say there was no flinging going on. [NYDN]
  • Pain meds might not be the only reason Larry King's wife Shawn Southwick is in rehab. She might also be anorexic or depressed because her relationship with Larry isn't going well, at least according to her "friends." [Rush & Molloy]
  • Rosie O'Donnell and Kelli Carpenter's is on the rocks, although nobody really knows why. [CindyAdams]
  • Steven Tyler was lying last month when he said he checked into rehab to recover from foot surgery. He was actually fighting an addiction to pain pills and sleeping meds. [E!]
  • DMX was arrested in Miami on Friday for allegedly trying to buy $30 worth of cocaine and $15 worth of weed from an undercover cop, four days after he was arrested in the same city for driving without a valid license. [E!]
  • Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have been sneaking around and spending nights together in LA, which isn't exactly making his wife happy. [This Is London]
  • Former SNL star Chris Kattan and swimsuit model Sunshine Tutt got married in California on Saturday. [People]
  • Nicole Kidman's already made a birthing soundtrack to play during labor. It includes music by her hubby Keith Urban as well as flautist Sir James Galway. [NYDN]
  • Adrian Grenier expects clubs in the Hamptons to pay him $50,000 for the honor of hosting his birthday bash next week. So far, it doesn't look like there's been any takers. [Page Six]
  • Naomi Campbell and her latest boytoy Marcus Elias took a weekend trip to St. Tropez, where they made out on a yacht. Now they're "inseparable," until he pisses her off, at least. [This Is London]
  • Lizzie Grubman might appear on an upcoming episode of Janice Dickinson's reality show. [NYDN]
  • Courtney Love hurt her foot while she was walking in Malibu this weekend, so she sat inside a shopping cart and had a friend wheel her home. [E!]
  • Tom Wolfe's kids hate going to the beach with him because he refuses to wear anything other than a red Speedo with a blue tank top, a look he's been rocking for 50+ years because he's so "fantastically built." [NYDN]
  • Tennis veteran Justin Gimelstob called Anna Kournikova "a bitch," and said most female tennis players lack social skills because they didn't go to high school. [Page Six]