From tonight's episode, here's Fox's Family Guy roasting actor Matthew McConaughey to a crisp. The character Stewie tells the perpetually shirtless McConaughey he hasn't made anything worthwhile since Dazed And Confused and "you need to go away." McConaughey takes this as a compliment on his ability to make lots of money on "terrible films." It goes from there. (Thanks to Gawker video wizard Richard Blakeley for the late-night find.)













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Also, here's Matt Damon imitating McConaughey:
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@Ryan Tate: I've been wanting to hate Matt Damon along with Ben Affleck in the many years since Good Will Hunting, but he makes it so hard...
Stewie is quite right. I keep getting him mixed up with the guy who played the bartender on Cheers.
@Bell County: Seriously. I also wanted to hate the thing he did with Sarah Silverman, specifically, because as far as I was concerned it was part of a stupid manufactured "feud" between two Hollywood frat brothers, basically.... but unfortunately that was funny too.
Family Guy also needs to go away.
Dacelle Jones and Team Jaguar news tell me everything I need to know. Stewie doesn't have anything on the Chinatown underground rabbit deathmatches.
@Priam: BOOOSH!
This is completely wrong... if only for the fact that McConaughey keeps his shirt on.
@popture: Except for Stewie - he can stay. The rest of Family Guy, ah who cares.
Also, I was hoping for actual flames when you said they were roasting McConaughey. Oh well.
I can prove he sucks donkey ass.
I usually *hate* matt damon but this clip kinda won me over...
@Priam: I'll let you in on a little secret: that UK funny just doesn't work over here. Your comment ably demonstrates that.
It just reminds us of puffy, pink, snaggle-toothed men dressed as women making silly voices.
I'm sure you'll list off a whole bunch of your favorites in defense, but, being British myself, I feel authorized to tell you that all beautiful American people give UK comedy the giant "Meh". Only nerds have the patience to parse through the horrible provincial dialects and references.
(Also, the American version is usually funnier. So, wait for that.)
@vulturesquadron:
That's funny because it's true.
@HeyWhoTookMyStapler: And I usually hate The Family Guy. At best they're a third-rate Simpsons rip-off (the last several years of The Simpsons being the second-rate Simpsons knock-off), but that clip was actually funny.
@popture: agreed.
"We need a good-looking guy with a tight ass and some great abs..."
...and some short, stubby legs with a receding hairline and a good ol' boy twang.
(hurl)
Oh, Damon. I wished I had caught that piece of Cantebridgian ass before he left town, dammit.
@cockfightbarmitzvah: ME TOO! I can't stand that football-shaped-headed kid. He annoys the hell out of me. But I did laugh at this clip.
And yes, FG is just a poorer version of the Simpsons. There's a reason my avatar is what it is :)
Family Guy needs to go away. This clip is brilliant, however.
@vulturesquadron: I know you like to over think things, so let me break it down for you. My youtube was set to Japanese for some reason, and setting to the UK version was the quickest tab to push to get the browser in English Again. Frisky Dingo isn't based out of England. It's based out of Atlanta. Have fun with you assumptions.
When I first saw Matthew McConaughey I thought he was Woody Harrelson with a hair piece.
@Priam: UK, Adult Swim, same difference.
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